Friday, October 30

The 5000 commandments

3 comments:

  1. Holy shit, we got spam!!!!! We made it to the big leagues!

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  2. Not bad. But i still prefer the classics:
    Dear Friend,

    I am a director in the foreign affairs department of the Nigerian
    National Petroleum Corporation (NNPC). I got your email during a
    personal research on the Internet and wish to use this opportunity to
    notify you of the existence of a certain amount we wish to transfer
    overseas for the purpose of investments and importation of goods from
    your country.

    In May 2001, a contract of sixty-six million United States dollars
    ($66,000,000) was awarded to a foreign company by my ministry. The
    contract was supply, erection and system optimization of supper polyore
    200,000-bpsd, system optimization of 280,000-monax axial plants and the
    computerization of conveyor belt for Kaduna refinery. With only the
    consent of the head of the contract evaluation department, I over
    invoiced the contract value by thirty four million United States dollars
    ($34,000,000).

    The contract has been completed long ago and the foreign company fully
    paid off. But in the office files and paper work, the company is still
    owed USD34M representing the over invoiced amount. Because this amount
    is derived from the award and execution of a foreign contract, there is
    no way the money can be paid locally. That is why I contacted you so
    that we can do the project together for our mutual benefit. We have
    concluded every necessary arrangement to transfer this amount to a
    foreign account as the final phase payment for the said contract. What
    we need is your bank account into which we can deposit the money and
    after we shall come over there to share the money with you.

    We sincerely need an honest person to work with and have agreed to share
    the money in the following percentages, 70% will be for us who will
    effect the transfer and 30% will be for you whose account is used to
    secure the funds. There is no risk involvement because applications
    will be made to the concerned Federal ministries and parastatal with
    official approvals given by the Federal government before the Central
    bank of Nigeria will be officially empowered to wire the funds to your
    account by telegraphic transfer.

    If you are interested, contact me by Email through osmund@2by2.net
    indicating your full names or company name and address. Your direct
    telephone and fax numbers. The name and address of the bank you will
    like us to deposit the money, the telephone and fax numbers of the bank,
    your account number etc. Everything has been arranged and I will send
    more information about the business transaction to you as soon as I hear
    from you. For obvious reasons, please keep the proposal top secret and
    highly confidential.

    Kind regards,
    Cole

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No skulduggery i hope.