Free at Last

Now that work is over, it's time to get some serious shit taken care of....

One more month

Watching that Eli Porter video I am coming to the conclusion that the internets is finally fulfilling it's promise of making famous peoples back in to the vaudvillian freaks they were intended to be. Soon, gone will be the days of looking to TomKat and Bradgelina for tips on how to vote or raise a family; instead, they will be relegated to traveling around from town to town with teh American Idol tour spreading HPV.

Also,

One more month till the end of the school year. Then what? Weddings, summer work, internets, diet vanilla cherry chocolate dr. pepper.....ahhhhhhhh.

I am frightened of the possibilities. you probably should be too.

New Job!

In honor of the first day of my job, I thought I should post something cubicle related. This seemed appropriate.

Hot For Teacher

Of the many inspirations one can find to teach, these are questionable:

Why I don't wear boots anymore (Nolte style):


Best Student Pranks:


For Posterity:

Stolen Lesson Plan

This guy stole my whole shtick.