New Feetures

"I shoulda got a scholarship for athletes feet"

Umm, look to the right, that is a new channel of programming (Synth Tube). Programmed by us for us (BUFU?). So far, here's the line up:

1. Synth of the 80s
2. Dan's stupid-dope styles of the future of 1976
3. Morgan's freshly wrapped rapping songs
4. Classic comedy clips from the internets
5. Saturday morning cartoonz
   
6. Eugene's own 1991 Public Access show, "Our version of hell"

I do hope my common man will help to devise more dopeness. Hit me on the emails if you need spiritual guidance.

Oh yes, if you hit the on-demand button on the tube, there are some tasty movies to watch, compiled from years of youtube research.

Nick Rhodes = Synthsational

Nick Rhodes of Duran Duran takes his sound to the next level. MTV and Clairol were never the same.



Bonus:

Not so much synth, but Big Country in their three wheeler adventure and self entitled song, "Big Country". Damn I miss the early 80's.

Synth Without Hats

For all you fans . . .

Back to the synth

I was thinking about the previous synth entries and recalled this beauty: Men Without Hats, Safety Dance, 1985, Live in their home city of Montreal.

Check this shit out!

You really need to take a look at the treats that are cookin over in the "Shared Shiznit" zone. The first fifty fellows to visit will receive access to the most awesomest collection of Polo wearing and rapping about rapper's rapping tapes on CD now digitized for the internets.

Plus, enjoy reading comments on each of my shared items that I think will be helpful and informative.

i gotta go to the airport now - no turbulence; inshallah.

Bonus:
check this shit out!

divx is bizak

It's time to watch the on-line HD movies again. This time, it's personal; literally - people are streaming the movies off random websites. Get yours while the gettin' is good. Here's where i go:

http://66stage.com/movies.php?pl=div

I recommend Smiley Face. The audio is way off sync, but it is one of hte funniest movies I have seen in a minute. You should probably get really high before watching.

BTW:
You can save these nice and free movies by right-clicking the divx screen and opening the preferences to view the download cache.

Elicist

I don't even know if this is real or not, but it seems Eli Porter - yes THAT Eli Porter - has a mixtape out. This gut parlayed the hottest youtube video ever into a mixtape that is getting promoted on the biggest and bestest rap blogs. Get it here now.

And for all you non-belivers out there here is the track list:
01 Imma Have to Give It To Mah Boi (Intro) f. J-Dub
02 The Infamous Iron Mic Freestyle
03 Deed It
04 Best Man
05 Cat On The Grill
06 Funk Mix
07 Soul Mix
08 Dirty Mix
09 Jungle Mix
10 Over 9000 f. Nappa & Vegeta
11 Eli Responds To Controversy (Marv-O, J-Dub & A-14 Diss)
12 Eli Spits Fire (Freestyle)
13 Da Best Mayne (So Hood Remix)
14 See I’m The Best
15 I Keep It For Real f. Lil Wayne
16 Eli Is Possessed (The Elicist)
17 Still The Best (Outro)

This can't be real

face!

It's amazing how far a few weird facial expressions can go.

best of the lowest common denominator

In honor of the Oakland kids, I felt the need to throw up some of the shit they llisten to.

David Banner - Get Like Me (remix): I'm not sure what Chris Brown has to do with this though...



Gucci Mane - My Chain!: This song may have the most retarded chorus evar. "my chain is off the chain" - LOOOL


Lil Wane - Lollipop: Perhaps the gayest song evar.

One more month

Watching that Eli Porter video I am coming to the conclusion that the internets is finally fulfilling it's promise of making famous peoples back in to the vaudvillian freaks they were intended to be. Soon, gone will be the days of looking to TomKat and Bradgelina for tips on how to vote or raise a family; instead, they will be relegated to traveling around from town to town with teh American Idol tour spreading HPV.

Also,

One more month till the end of the school year. Then what? Weddings, summer work, internets, diet vanilla cherry chocolate dr. pepper.....ahhhhhhhh.

I am frightened of the possibilities. you probably should be too.

New Job!

In honor of the first day of my job, I thought I should post something cubicle related. This seemed appropriate.