The Kumar Factor

You know Hillary's in trouble now.

Is that someone there?

Not sure if you've had the chance to phlip out on this philm in the past 8 years or so. Highly recommended for one, maybe two viewings for Walken's performance. Could promote the development of ulcers if watched in conjunction with Lynch's Dune.

very special

It turns out Special Ed is deffer than Kid and Play. While they both had fantastic dance moves that successfully incorporated jumping and kicking, Ed came out on top (no homo). I should have seen this coming though; Special Ed did spawn his own practical joke phone call making alter ego/namesake:
This week we look at who is the least funniest. Best of luck to all competitors! Vote to live! Vote or Die! Vote or be maimed! Cake or death?

the shocker

The shocker is a legend. I had no idea people have been taking it as far as the above embellishment, but thats life in the new millennium. It's gotten so mainstream, this is what I saw at the library entrance:



So basically, were headed into the age of Aquarius - a.k.a. everybody getting freaky off internets porns and a jug of Julio Gallo; a round of shockers on me!

dragons

I love dragons. I used to really love dragons. I am not sure why - it might have had something to do with the movie that I probably rented about 1,000 times at flicks and pics; flight of the Dragons.
Anyway, dragons are awesome.
Artistically, it looked similar to the one in the hobbit. that one was pretty bad-ass too.

Anyway, dragons are awesome.
There was another dragon that was in the Dungeons& Dragons animated television show, I think it was named "Tiamad". While many headed, also bad-ass.

Now a days there seem to be an endless stream of dragon movies coming out: Eargon, D Wars, that one with Sean Connery, and Cloverfield probably has one. All that ish is stupid-wack, probably. It won't be able to touch this old school classic.

expert snapping

-billy squire - the big beat-

Listen to how Dr. Dre Flipped it on his 80s mixtape:
DR. DRE & TONY A - RODIUM MIXTAPE "MEGAMIX"

seperated at birf

-sir charles-

-admiral akbar-

whom shot ye?

Finally, a remix that lives up to the above sweater.

Whom Shot Ye (A Remix)

buy it!

What started out as a beat battle has become a remix. If you didn't know by now, we have to fight the terrorists by buying stuff and continuing to support the consumer driven economy. If we don't now only ahve the terrorists won, but our intire economy will collapse. That's right! Buy to live/Live to buy!

BUY IT - M.O.R.E.

Synthetic Theater: now playing - Akira

Before it expires, check out the best anime evar!

-double click for full screen-

E.S.G.

These ladies from the South, South Bronx know what's up. Heavy percussion and simple bass-lines; put it together and you have a lo-fi early 80's sound punk-esque groove that has been used for a pant-load of funky hip hop samples. This is that hard funk that is just crazy. The most recognizable jam for me probably must be UFO. If you've listened to 2pac's Strikly for my n.i.g.g.a.z. you'll instantly recognize this *ish.

Even though I just discovered how dope they are doesn't mean that they haven't been celebrated before. Check out this video:

-moody-

Originally in the list of shared internets, the following links (from Tuttsi Fruttsy Ice Cream - which is dope) can be accessed to find out more and take a listen to E.S.G. - I'm hella helpful like that.

The E.S.G. EP

E.S.G. Come Away With me

P'zone

Tie!

-not so fast danny-

I have to admit, it was a difficult decision. It came down to the wire. At the last minute, due to some negative campaigning and playing the "midget card", Danny DeVito managed to pull in the necessary votes needed to steal victory from the salacious and saliva crusted jowls of Dom DeLuise. Understandably too, as these two double D's had a great deal on the line.



Well, good job internets. Even though it was a tie, we are the real winners.-all the best,

Dom

Who was deffer? Kid n Play or Special Ed?

NO Digital FX

This dude is having a seriously bad day.

Mad Pick Up Skills

If you've been dateless for some time, Chris Farley shows you some promising moves. WARNING: Use with caution.

When you're needing to get pumped up . . .

You really should watch the Power Team. Not just because they can rip phone books in half and bust concrete bricks like nothin', but because their fashion is HOT!! They do assemblies for schools, too. Yet another reason education is a rich field to work in.

hi hats

I have never seen somebody get so excited over something so wack. He must have said "hi hats" 30 times in 2:30!

I gotta say though, the beat was quite wack.

new stephen chow movie

"a comedy that's out of this world"

Despite the fantastic cliche of the deep voiced movie trailer chap, I love Stephen Chow and his movies; the guy does. not. miss. This latest movie, CJ7, looks to be more of a family style movie with a heavy dose self-referential humor. From what I can tell this flick is on some aliens and space shizzle. Also, Chow plays a migrant worker/daddy, a role I don't think I've seen him in before.

Regardless, I expect nothing short of the funniest movie evar once this puppy hits American screens, chopped and screwed style that is, in 2009.

Here's the trailer:

educational video

If you want to learn photoshop but also want to look into a sad and lonely world, well then check this shit out man.

-double click for the full screen-

This was the part two, here is a link to the original.

max well

If you have about three hours of free time you should really check this video out. Jordan Maxwell is like the illest/gullyest researcher that I have heard of. Why? Because he puts together all of the symbols found all over the place from the statue of liberty torch, to the pyramid and all-seeing eye, to the squares you wear on your head when you graduate. Shit is real.

Moreover, Ice-T, Afrika Islam, Afrika Bambatta, Ras Kass and the RZA have been sampling homie.

New World Order - Ice T
The End - Rass Kass and RZA

Anyweezy, here is the 3 hour lecture. Good luck - and prepare to have your mind imploded!

dolly my baby

"I love it when you call me big poppa."

This is perhaps the best ragga/hip hop song evar - even though the Puffy verse couldn't be more annoying. Biggie is looking crazy young and ruff with his gold tooth. Super Cat is looking super high as well.

-double click for full screen mosaic effect-

WWII Part 2

B-boy battle for world supremacy.

Japan Vs. Korea

this just in: victoria's secret...

...super-models are dudes. Well not exactly, as i wouldn't necessarily consider hermaphrodite a dude, but non the less: all that time you spent with a Victoria's secret catalog was in vain - you are looking at the feared hot dog taco. As my undisclosed medical school connections relayed, "the XXY [hermaphrodite] body type is typified by abnormal height, skinny frame, big boobs and narrow hips."

-the staff represents...-

I guess this is a valuable lesson. All that is almost six feet tall with crazy boobs is not necessarily woman (we're all looking at you Jamie Lee).

UFO's definitely exist

Last Week, a Japanese chief cabinet secretary told the press that UFO's definitely exist, but I think he was talking about Pink Lady. This is the kind of shit you start watching when you get tired of Parliament.

outtakes!

cannonball


cal naughton jr.


jay & bob

DC v. CN

Despite a fantastic beard, the elderly, but still wily, David Carradine has won this weeks battle, doubling the Chuck Norris votes (2 votes to 1 - a record turn out!). My hat is off to the star of Kung-Fu, Karate Cop and Circle of Iron, i can't really say how he did it (Kill Bill). Chuck Norris has been pretty hot in the past year or two with the facts that surfaced about him. Anyway, Chuck Norris can forever suck it! In your face!

The next mo' better battle is on the right. Good luck Thunderdome contestants!

-all the best, Master Blaster-

on the DL

synth kings

Big up to the tron suits.


Nothing weird - just a few dudes hanging out with lipstick on.

rube goldberg makes ramen

when it comes to making ramen with an egg on it, these guys really know how to make it happen

just so you know

- i get computers putin -

I have no social life. I sit around and scour the intercobwebs for the captured little flies of fun that i compile into what is known as "M.O.R.E. Inter-Webs" (on the right of this page). There you will find myriad written stuffs on "topics" as well as downloads of "musics" and "other" items.

For example, right now it looks like these art the topeth articulm:

• Zach Galifianakis
• Celebrity Snark
• What Side of Your Brain Do You Use?
• Warcraft Player Trying To Level Without Killing Anyone
• Dj DNA - Classic Beats Vol. 6

Just putting that out there.

Now I've got to go, my wife left me and these bills are stacking up (glug).

extreme profanity

Good monologue. Great cursing. Divine editing.

bums

Great dub work.

"i started fuckin' celine dion on tape"

what?

keep on, you don't stop

83 status.
Billy Squire beat, Basquiat graffics, Toxic cuts, Ramellzee raps.

theme

Thanks Melvin Bliss.

The sun used to shine on my street, on my street
The moon was visible at all times - yeah
Light plugs substituting my moon light
Ray of the sun replaced by a lamp
You're the only thing that's real, in my life
- yeah

Took the work from a horse gave it an engine
Copied the wings of birds, they just had to fly
I wonder what's next, what's next
Watch out my love, it could be you

If you start acting strange, if love ever change,
I'd be suspicious of a modern day scheme
Replacing a woman with a love machine
-Oh baby

Synthetic Substitution has takeen over this land
There's no one to blame but man
- yeah

If we'd only give-in to defeat,
Face reality, we can't even walk the street

There they go off to the moon, I can't afford a honeymoon
- ohh

The hustlers say, 'we're hustling backward'

Nooooooo, noooooo, nooooooo

Synthetic Substitution
Synthetic Substitution

Tracy Morgan = Badass

Yet another reason to not funk with Tracy Funkin' Morgan.

They're here!

A lot of people are wondering when contact will be made with a new life form from outer space. Well suckas, shit is real and you've got your head cocked in the wrong direction. They're actually in you! Morgellon's disease. Look it up and get a vomit bag and some DDT on the ready.

making a bad impression

To keep it moving on the impressions tip, here are a couple that I have enjoyed.

Eddie Izzard doing Chris Walken


Kevin Spacey doing Al Pacino

Re-enact this!

So this guy has about 20ish re-enactments from different movies. Generally he's spot-on, though would have to have a lot of time to get these finished. He even busts out some Pan's Labyrinth madness.

Princess Bride


Pan's Labyrinth

From Montage to MANtage

Just to give a shout out the power of your montage tribute a few posts back (which by the way helped me bust through to a new personal record on my daily push-ups, mad props!) I'm talkin' pretty funny PG humor from two dudes up at Gonzaga.

all day sun!

-are those real dreads?-

Did I mention that I'm watching movies all day at 66stage. High-quality Divx ish. Here is a sampling of the movies they are now (and I mean right now, they get can deleted mad quick) playing:

• Lions for Lambs (2007) p1

• Lions for Lambs (2007) p2

• Glengarry Glen Ross (1992)

• Casino (1995)

• Superbad (2007)

• Charlie Wilson's War (2007)

• Shoot 'Em Up (2007)

• Blades Of Glory (2007) p1

• Blades Of Glory (2007) p2

• Blades Of Glory (2007) p3

• Team America: World Police (2004) p1

• Team America: World Police (2004) p2

• Team America: World Police (2004) p3

If you're like me and you don't have a t.v., watching free movies on your computer is like the ambrosia of the Greek and Roman titans (watch them clash!).

I'm off to get the good leads. ABC bitches!

boba warz

-not that boba-

The boba game is crazy right now in SF. Now, I don't really like pearl tea, unicorns do, but i don't. The idea of drinking something that slimy and chunky is right up there with drinking something slimy and chunky. It's even less desirable to me than grass jelly, which is well slimy in it's own right. I digress.

It seems that big tapioca is moving in on the working man's tapioca game with both sides enlisting (read: bribing) the help of, i shit u not, Ed Jew. The bad blood between boba bastions escalated to snitching on each other for illegal construction, to going in The Wire style and paying politicians for permits.

I guess there is a ton of gwap to be made in those shitty little powered drinks that people pay $5 for. Who knew?! I'm just glad Kung-Fu Chicken Noodle is on our side.

Shiiiiiiiiiiit is real. Here's the original article.

Bonus video:

push this to the limit

4 tha homies

I like to spell things like they are on a 2Pac album. Strikly 4 my d.o.g.g.z. (dastardly oregonians gafflling giraffe zelots).

You can now just put the url of an mp3 on the b to the l to the o to the you know the rest, and it will pop up as a blue triangle to the left of your text or image as so:

the mad lads - make this young lady mine






be sure you make the text/image a hype-link to the actual mp3 URL.

be sure it's an mp3

just putting that out there.

-P'zone

Dr. Jekyll

-griffin & russo-

In case you didn't know you paying some serious taxes to pay for interest. Usury. Your boy G. Edward Griffin breaks that shi* down to the core of what's going on with the federal reserve and how it was set up by some ballin-ass ballers on an island off the coast of Georgia.

audio (in streaming realplayer)

or for you visual cats:

definition

shout out to Merriam-Webster.

sci·ence

Pronunciation:
\ˈsī-ən(t)s\

Function:
noun

Etymology:
Middle English, from Anglo-French, from Latin scientia, from scient-, sciens having knowledge, from present participle of scire to know; perhaps akin to Sanskrit chyati he cuts off, Latin scindere to split — more at shed

Date:
14th century

1: the state of knowing : knowledge as distinguished from ignorance or misunderstanding

2 a: a department of systematized knowledge as an object of study b: something (as a sport or technique) that may be studied or learned like systematized knowledge

3 a: knowledge or a system of knowledge covering general truths or the operation of general laws especially as obtained and tested through scientific method b: such knowledge or such a system of knowledge concerned with the physical world and its phenomena : natural science

4: a system or method reconciling practical ends with scientific laws

5: capitalized : christian science

6: blinded by science

riperton-ing it

Best Tribe song. Best Riperton sample. Put on headphones and zone out to this.

Walk along the razor's edge

Push it to the limit
Walk along the razor's edge
but don't look down, just keep your head
and you'll be finished

Open up the limit
past the point of no return
You've reached the top but still you gotta learn
how to keep it

Hit the wheel and double the stakes
throttle wide open like a bat out of hell
and you crash the gates
(crash the gates)

Going for the back of beyond
Nothing gonna stop you
there's nothing that strong
So close now you're nearly at the brink
so, push it

(Ooo yeah)

Welcome to the limit
(The limit)
Take it maybe one step more
The power game's still playing so
you better win it

Push it to the limit
(The limit)
With no one left to stand in your way
you might get careless, but you'll never be safe
while you still feel it

Welcome to the limit
(The limit)
Standing on the razor's edge
don't look down just keep your head
and you'll be finished

Welcome to the limit
(The limit)
(The limit)
(The limit)
(The limit)

Push it to the limit
(The limit)
(The limit)
(The limit)
(The limit)

(The limit)
(The limit)
(The limit)
(The limit)

Push it to the limit
(The limit)
(The limit)
(The limit)
(The limit)

anime of the century

From teh company that brought you Golgo 13 in 1973, I put this right next to Akira in the pantheon.

-double click for full screen-

and a better version here.

but what if?!

"through the lights cameras and action
glamor glitter and gold
i unfold the scroll..."

rainy dayz

It's raining here. Probably is there too.

album version


instrumental (purple tape status)

DDR

best running man evar. skip to the demo @1:40

montage 3 (the best 1)

lamas @ 1:15

"I really need to talk to you, please."

montage 2

after you pretend you're in the iditarod, you should be ready.

montage

"you're the best around!"

I just feathered my bangs for this karate tournament bro.

totally trippy

coz i luv u


cum on feel the noise

a touch of romance

"requerdos a todos"

grindhouse aint shi*

check the karate kicks at 45sec.

"the picture that will put you in traction"

we have all agreed

The Mighty Mos reading the intro to Self Destruction.

13 in a row

The streak is over. I like this compilation of highlights of the current B-Boys.

Funk Utah.