scariest?

I guess it wasn't fair to put so many scary thing together. While they are all scary in my book only four managed to pull a scary vote. Here they are:

Vampire
Werewolf
Sand Worm
Giant Crocodile

when disaster strikes

The internets have spoken: Clyde "The Glizide" Drexler and "Wild" Bill Walton possesses an equal amount of greatness. To me this is a shock, but if I think long and hard (no homo) about it it makes a ton of sense. Allow for a short breakdown:

• Bill led the 1977 Blazers to their only Championship
• Clyde led the Blazers to two NBA Finals
• Bill is tall
• Clyde is bald
• Bill loves the greatful dead
• Clyde loves to rap (see exhibit A)
• Bill says funny things (e.g. "Tony Parker just made the worst pass in the history of Western civilization!")
• Clyde was on Married With Children with MC Bud Bundy
• Bill was all defensive team
• Clyde was all dunks team

As you can plainly see from teh given evidence, these two both deserve their day in the lemon-lime light (thanks sprite!). Congrats basketball players, you really made a difference.

Vote in the next one!

and the loser is....

Dane Cook.

You decided, he sucks. Dane Cook is officially the most unfunniest comedian - according to people who havc a brain. Yes, the schlubbier version of Ryan Reynolds is not funny; and if that wasn't enough, he wears really tight and does the blue steel pose without a hint of irony. -rr&sj-

He is so lacking in humor, we determined that the unfunny verion of The Simpsons, aka Family Guy, as well as ventriloquists at large, are about three times as less unfunny as "D.C.".

Wearing the sheriff's badge on your belt doesn't make you anything less than annoying. Moreover, please stop doing movies with Jessica Alba.

To sum up, Dane Cook you suck!

very special

It turns out Special Ed is deffer than Kid and Play. While they both had fantastic dance moves that successfully incorporated jumping and kicking, Ed came out on top (no homo). I should have seen this coming though; Special Ed did spawn his own practical joke phone call making alter ego/namesake:
This week we look at who is the least funniest. Best of luck to all competitors! Vote to live! Vote or Die! Vote or be maimed! Cake or death?

Tie!

-not so fast danny-

I have to admit, it was a difficult decision. It came down to the wire. At the last minute, due to some negative campaigning and playing the "midget card", Danny DeVito managed to pull in the necessary votes needed to steal victory from the salacious and saliva crusted jowls of Dom DeLuise. Understandably too, as these two double D's had a great deal on the line.



Well, good job internets. Even though it was a tie, we are the real winners.-all the best,

Dom

Who was deffer? Kid n Play or Special Ed?

DC v. CN

Despite a fantastic beard, the elderly, but still wily, David Carradine has won this weeks battle, doubling the Chuck Norris votes (2 votes to 1 - a record turn out!). My hat is off to the star of Kung-Fu, Karate Cop and Circle of Iron, i can't really say how he did it (Kill Bill). Chuck Norris has been pretty hot in the past year or two with the facts that surfaced about him. Anyway, Chuck Norris can forever suck it! In your face!

The next mo' better battle is on the right. Good luck Thunderdome contestants!

-all the best, Master Blaster-