and the loser is....

Dane Cook.

You decided, he sucks. Dane Cook is officially the most unfunniest comedian - according to people who havc a brain. Yes, the schlubbier version of Ryan Reynolds is not funny; and if that wasn't enough, he wears really tight and does the blue steel pose without a hint of irony. -rr&sj-

He is so lacking in humor, we determined that the unfunny verion of The Simpsons, aka Family Guy, as well as ventriloquists at large, are about three times as less unfunny as "D.C.".

Wearing the sheriff's badge on your belt doesn't make you anything less than annoying. Moreover, please stop doing movies with Jessica Alba.

To sum up, Dane Cook you suck!