sythetic classifieds: housing wanted!

If there is anyone that knows of some place for me to stay in the East Bay for a few months (March to Mid-June) please holler at your male + 1.

All sorts of options will be considered:

Don Lapree's old one bedroom apartment

-On TV infomercials that ran during the early-mid 1990s Lapre claimed that by placing "tiny classified ads" in newspapers he was able to make $50,000 per week from his one bedroom apartment.-

Geodesic Dome
Bedouin Tent

Magical Yurt
Or, you know, a house would work too.