Tuesday, February 12

when disaster strikes

The internets have spoken: Clyde "The Glizide" Drexler and "Wild" Bill Walton possesses an equal amount of greatness. To me this is a shock, but if I think long and hard (no homo) about it it makes a ton of sense. Allow for a short breakdown:
  • Bill led the 1977 Blazers to their only Championship
  • Clyde led the Blazers to two NBA Finals
  • Bill is tall
  • Clyde is bald
  • Bill loves the greatful dead
  • Clyde loves to rap (see exhibit A)
  • Bill says funny things (e.g. "Tony Parker just made the worst pass in the history of Western civilization!")
  • Clyde was on Married With Children with MC Bud Bundy
  • Bill was all defensive team
  • Clyde was all dunks team
As you can plainly see from teh given evidence, these two both deserve their day in the lemon-lime light (thanks sprite!). Congrats basketball players, you really made a difference.

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