Walton Vs. Farrel

Bill Walton gets served by Will Farrel???!!!

What's up now best Blazer ever?

State of Oregon = Deaded?

Local reports have been surfacing of some crazy governmental moves down in Eugene. Couldn't get the embedded format, so please paste: http://www.kezi.com/article.aspx?id=20120

SHHHIIITTT!!

Buckley = Deaded

First Stage 6, now William F. Buckley Jr.....Who's next? Wilford Brimley??? The humanity!

Bizzare American accents, R.I.P.

Stage 6 = Deaded

You may not have heard but Stage 6 is shutting down; I am pretty, pretty sad about it. If you act now, you can still get there nd download to your heart's content. I know that personally, all that Jordan Maxwell is getting on my hard drive - prrrronto!

I'd like to dedicate this next jam to the Stage 6, thanks for the memories!

3 The Hardway

Connecticut is in the building! And by "the building" I mean a Wayne's World type set in their Grandpa's basement.

The dancing is especially on point. These guys run through like 10 different samples in this track. Keep it great in '88!

scariest?

I guess it wasn't fair to put so many scary thing together. While they are all scary in my book only four managed to pull a scary vote. Here they are:

Vampire
Werewolf
Sand Worm
Giant Crocodile

best new movie...

Remakes the best old movies:

Robocop


Ghostbusters


Rush Hour 2

G.I. Joe Live Action

Well, it was just a matter of time before GI fu*king Joe got its own live action movie. They have already released a important message in the form of a "rap" song.

If you don't know,

now you know.

The Superman was weird, but the tap dunk killed it. This guy is certifiable.

Synth Warz

-Giorgio Moroder - Synth Master, repping Italy-


-Bob Moog - Inventor of the Moog, repping USA-


-Theremin, invented by Leon Theramin in Russia-

Ever need this?

Pumped up and ready to fuckin' rock the shit out of every soul in the crowd, Iron Maiden lets you know how they do it!

What the . . . ??!!!

Still trying to understand how it's even possible . . .

SERIOUSLY!!

Din Daa Daa

George Kranz, we salute you.

-watch for the long drum take-

-ozone wants his routine back-

-eiiih??-

Stephen Chow = Social Commentary

Stephen Chow has been making insightful observations on Chinese culture in his movies for a while. In Shaolin Soccer, Chow deals with sinocentricism and the invasion of colonial cultures. In his latest movie he, allegedly, takes on class issues.
Some Sechuanese writes:

"Thus is the promising beginning to Steven Chow’s new movie, which has been dubbed by many as “China’s ET” and which has been hugely successful in mainland theaters. Though migrant workers have been portrayed in many other smaller (usually banned) Chinese movies, it is rare for them to be propped up in lead roles in mainland blockbusters. Could this be that rare popular movie that transcends its normal limits and become serious social commentary?"

I would respectfully assert that Chow has been making these types of half totally over-the-top half seriously-intense-social commentary flicks for a minute now. Going back to 1997's Lawyer, Lawyer - Chow breaks down the absurdity and corruption of the British colonial legal system - or his celebration of Chinese technological inoovation in Forbidden City Cop, your boy Stephen has been repping for his fam.


Anyway, I haven't seen the movie yet, it probably going to be awesome. Again some people are complaining that, "oh the alien solves all their problems." Well, guess what? It's a movie. If some incredible shit didn't happen, it would have been a documentary.

Bottom line: Chow is like Spielberg; doing big things. If you want further proof check the resume...bitch.

when disaster strikes

The internets have spoken: Clyde "The Glizide" Drexler and "Wild" Bill Walton possesses an equal amount of greatness. To me this is a shock, but if I think long and hard (no homo) about it it makes a ton of sense. Allow for a short breakdown:

• Bill led the 1977 Blazers to their only Championship
• Clyde led the Blazers to two NBA Finals
• Bill is tall
• Clyde is bald
• Bill loves the greatful dead
• Clyde loves to rap (see exhibit A)
• Bill says funny things (e.g. "Tony Parker just made the worst pass in the history of Western civilization!")
• Clyde was on Married With Children with MC Bud Bundy
• Bill was all defensive team
• Clyde was all dunks team

As you can plainly see from teh given evidence, these two both deserve their day in the lemon-lime light (thanks sprite!). Congrats basketball players, you really made a difference.

Vote in the next one!

tiebreaker

If there isn't any action soon, there could be another tie.....That would be an absolute disaster.

Sean P Ducks Down

Sean Price has been on my MP3 for like 3 months now. From "Donkey Sean Jr" to "Jesus Price Superstar", the dude is straight backyard-kick-your-ass with his lyrics. Not only that, his shit is funny. Here's a little Sean P tribute for all of you Brownsville lovers, especially for when you're doing your sit-ups in the bing or eating your streaks with A1 sauce. Word. One!

sythetic classifieds: housing wanted!

If there is anyone that knows of some place for me to stay in the East Bay for a few months (March to Mid-June) please holler at your male + 1.

All sorts of options will be considered:

Don Lapree's old one bedroom apartment

-On TV infomercials that ran during the early-mid 1990s Lapre claimed that by placing "tiny classified ads" in newspapers he was able to make $50,000 per week from his one bedroom apartment.-

Geodesic Dome
Bedouin Tent

Magical Yurt
Or, you know, a house would work too.

illest kungfu?

While showing exception to the pandering of putting a white boy in a Chinese kung-fu movie, the Chan-Li connection could be dangerous. The soundtrack is pretty good too. Plus Monkey's cudgel?!
What?!

-the forbidden kingdom-

101 = F4

This is the 101st post. It's only right that I set it off with the most certifiably insane video i've never seen. Plus it has nonsense Chinese subtitles so you can sound it out in your karaoke sesh(?). I think the artist is called F4.

-shudulvdulvdulvdudadada-

primal forces of nature

this clip from the 1976 movie Network, says it all.

living on teh internets: battle breaks

This guy at youtube has a great idea:
Put a beat on, and let the listeners battle it out in the comments section. He puts up a nice selection of beats and even adds a image to get you heated.

This Mobb Deep beat inspired the following lines from kingdomoftheworm:
listenin to the beat smokin and chillin
its the one and only murderous infamous villian
bored and wanna see something that thrillin
act up tossin you outta the building
hit the pavement living then stumble and scrambling
pop the 9 the start of your ending

and this gem from airjordan23man:
The Tech Clippin's found, Next to the Lip in on the ground
Everybody love my thuggin my shit be asound
Everytime a deal with a brick dont sick, out my clique be a sound

I'm still not sure what asound is supposed to mean. Anyway, it is a nice - and free - way to live on the internets...

and the loser is....

Dane Cook.

You decided, he sucks. Dane Cook is officially the most unfunniest comedian - according to people who havc a brain. Yes, the schlubbier version of Ryan Reynolds is not funny; and if that wasn't enough, he wears really tight and does the blue steel pose without a hint of irony. -rr&sj-

He is so lacking in humor, we determined that the unfunny verion of The Simpsons, aka Family Guy, as well as ventriloquists at large, are about three times as less unfunny as "D.C.".

Wearing the sheriff's badge on your belt doesn't make you anything less than annoying. Moreover, please stop doing movies with Jessica Alba.

To sum up, Dane Cook you suck!

all things Ironman

This trailer is pretty, pretty awesome.

-now available at your local Chinese or African bootlegger-

Kunta Fly Sh*t

-better than the ghostface doll-

D. Original

-screaming!-

Yes we can

Oh my god, i was inspired by will.i.am. I think I am gonna be sick.

blazers v. knicks

If you missed the game last night, let em say this: it was crazy. I thought the B's would come in their Garden of Roses and punish the Knicks; fortunately, for the fans, B-Roy (triple-double), Travis Outlaw and Stevie Blake played down to the Knicks level - shitty - for most of the game and squeeked out an overtime victory, complete with a Outlaw, last-five-seconds of regulation, overtime-forcing, jumper - dope.

I never got why people were telling me Outlaw was the shizzle. After seeing dude play in the clutch, I finally understand.Something like a combination of Jerome Kersey - he does wear the 25 - mixed with a wide-eyed and young Robert Horry. Dude has made like three game winners/tiers this year alone. Definitely awesome.

A nice bonus was getting to see your boy Fred Jones back in the building. While he didn't perform that much, due to the strange relationship between Issiah Thomas and starting point guard Nate "Spud" Robinson, when he was in he made some crazy plays.

-ballin!-

Those few plays were almost as insane as the bizzare dunks delivered by the Knicks' power forward, only known as "Lee." Lee had probably three or four dunks in this game. his most remarkable was a put-back, reverse, one-hander from the off-side???? Nuts.

whirlwinds

Afu Ra, Abdul Raheem and Jordan Maxwell get together for this remix.



Whirlwind Thru Cities - Divine Remix

B. Roy = All-Star

The Blazer's own Brandon Roy has been named to the 2008 All-Star reserve roster! I haven't seen little homie play that much, but I guess he is killing *ish. Here is a top ten plays that shows the quickness, strength and killer-crossovers previously only seen before in Kris Kross videos:

The only time i have seen him in live-action came this week as he did well, but let LeBron drive by him for the winning lay-up late in the fouth. Granted, it's hard to guard L.B.J., and Roy could have used a bit of "help-side D," but a lay-up to win?! really?!



Fellow Blazermaniacs, if you missed it, I apologize in advance, and if you saw it, I would like to wallow in our collective depression over the following:

-bottom line: lebron is mad strong-