Angel Mohammed

Brings the best gift of all.

Hot Chicks with Douchebags

The Christmas album:

About 3 minutes in Santa's helpers join in the fun...

Junior

Its all in the shoes

Or maybe the thumb.

My world

This is where I go to get away from it all. Don't know who this 4th estate is or how they found it too. So far they seem cool-so its cool.

This Is Where We Live from 4th Estate on Vimeo.

best. acting. evar.

This guy teaches you how to flip out.

Mind Breaker '08

Zeitgeist II: This Time It's Personal.

In a world. One man. The answer to the economic crisis. Bank of America. Hovertrains. Get two hours to watch this awesome documertary.

Spanish Chocolate

discuss.

1977, 2009

They're back!

best comic evar

New Heltah Skeltah

It's probably in your best interest ot grab a copy of the best hip hop album of the year. Just look at that bat shit crazy album cover and you know it's fresh. Links below.

Everything is HELTAH SKELTAH

Ruck and Rock go in on the hippsters with extra glow in the dark tees and tight jeans, suggesting that Charlie Manson is indeed responsible for the trends in urban fashion.  I think I agree.

Kool Is Back

weng weng rap

the original phillipino midget secret agent martial arts man

Predator Gets Buzy

My two favorite things have found each other:

This will blow your mind off

guaranteed.



It reminds me a bit of this previous post (racist?).

...and Isaac Hayes - WTF?!

It's hard to believe, but Black Moses is dead.

Growing up listening to hip hops I was first put on to the fabulous world of soul and funk via the samples of this man's classic jams. The guy was not only good for composing and singing masterful slow jams, but he held his own on the silver (and blue) screen.

Below are a few of the classic jams that continue to inspire.

Isaac Hayes, R.I.P.

Return of the Mac...

...to the great spirit.

kick it!



That "kick it!" bit is too much. It gets me rolling every time. You can see Kid Capri laughing behind the tables as well.

The Mac man delivered the funny again when he stole the show in Chris rock's black president movie Head of State. Here is the funniest scene from the movie:



Bernie Mac R.I.P.

sasquatch is real

I guess the question remains. Is it real or not? How many are living out there?

New Mamet

There is a new Mamet movie out. Yes, on e in the same guy who brought you "ABC" (always be closing). I saw it last night, and while it wasn't the best thing in the world, it did have a good amount of trademark asbergers-esque dialogue and plot twists that you would expect form a high functioning autistic.

The acting is top notch and the mixed martial arts action is pretty fresh. Our star is that guy from American gangster and a shiiteload of other movies, he has some unprouncable name, but you'll recognize him when you see him.  There are a number of Mamet's retinue of groutesques that make cameos and fill various supporting roles, again, delivering the Boston-high-school-teacher-written goods.

Here's the link. Enjoy, tricks. I think it's up to an 8/10 on the IMDb, if you happen to give a shit about that shit.

Britishy Songs

These blokes are well funny; and they make fun of kids.

Taliban Style

Rae goes in.







Is it just me, or is Rae looking more and more like Kimbo Slice these days...and is that on purpose?

New Redman

Red drives one of those mini cars (not Cooper). DJ Scoob Doo yells.

"Bars more nutty than a 100 Grand!"

New Stylee

You may notice the new style/layout. I can't say that I'm stoked off of the idea of a live action version of Akira, but whatever, DiCaprio does what DiCaprio wants.

 

"TETSUO!!!!! "

 Anyway, in putting together the new look, I came across a Norwegian botch liter (NBL) of fonts. Many are graffiti related, but some are just kind of fly styles. If you want to make some fliers or something these are a nice addition to your computudora.

Here's the link to download, if you need help on how to put fonts into your computer, click this word.

Reunited

Just a reminder, the new Heltah Skeltah hits on Sept. 30th. That's quite a ways off, so Sean P came up with this educational video based on one of my favorite Jesus Price Songs:

The Cow!

this Mighty Mouse cartoon series form the 80s is the shiznit. Ralph Bashki and John Krikfaloozee totally sonned the Sponge Bobs and Ren and Stimpys that would take over animations in the 90s and new millenium. Check the thick outlines, the random song sequences (Mr. Bojangles?!@) and tell me this is not the best shiz in ink.

This episode deals with a psychopath with obsessive compulsive disorder, the cow, psycho-therapy, and very little superheroing. Features the song, "twitch and writhe."

TESLA!

Practice your Italian reading and get some Telsa coil information - simultaneously!



Nice work Dean Stockwell; you the best mayn, you did it.

Longest _________ evar

New KP

KP is rocking the jupiter hubcap necklace.
FYI: There is a surprise ending (wink)...

Going Green

I'm doing it for the environment.

"shhhh, Green Team"

most retarded video evar

This CGI Prodigy is the most retarded thing i have seen in a while. The song is super fresh though!!!!!!!



Basically, Prodigy has made a video for every song on the album. The guy is taking over youtube.

Hip Hop Anthro

The unauthorized biography of Black Moon. Not racy or anything, just done without the permission of the group.



Windbreakers and backpacks indeed.

The 13th Apostle

This jesus tag is inspiring. Mr. Show exposes the truth behind the so-called 12 apostles.

What if I were to tell you that there was a 13th apostle...

Jesus saves...

you money at the drive-thru.

This is probably the best Will Farrell scene I've seen. Feel free to one-up if you have the guts. Here are some of the best lines:

"Sweet baby Jesus."

"I wanna be formal but I'm here to party."

"You made that grace your bitch."

"I'm gonna scissor kick you in the back of your head."



Shake and Bake indeed!

Jesus Christ Super Star

I hate moving. So much work, but this guy's getting me through it with his message. You may recognize him from "Jesus Price Super Star".



What?

Hrundi V. Bakshi

An amazing scene from a fantastic film. I watched this last week on the VHS and it's still hilarious! HA! Seller's physical comedy is blended with the extreme discomfort of being a guest at a party who cannot do anything without being making himself and everyone around him uncomfortable. The Office, you're welcome.

Enjoy.

The Labels

The blog labels have been truncated down to a list format of about 20 or so unique categories. Hopefully this is helpful in organizing the content more better. What can I say, the Wu is inspiring. think about these categories when posting.


Listen to the GZA, "you gotta read the labels."

schooled by the deffest

Mighty Mos drops a big bomb of knowledge of knowledge on Bill Maher. Fun if you like arguing.

A Milli

This new lil wayne video is crazy. Check for that leperchaun kick @ 3:25.




It takes the best concept in music video making, the long take in real time, a la Janet Jackson's "When i think of You", but in contrast to Janet, presents the artist in a real setting and doing things that he does every day. Here is that Janet Jackson video...can you spot the edits?

California Livin'

For all of ya'll thinking twice about Cali, here is proof that it is awesome - 1993 stylee!







This is the closest to Martinez rap that I could find. As you can see we're serperated by the strait of Carquinez.

Do It You Damn-self

I saw that a couple of Chinese dudes made a helicopter and airplane from scratch...!!!!

Shit is real.

According to Gizmodo, the "farmer" who made this spent $3000 (cash crop) to put it together. And it totally works.



This dude made a damn plane.



Ease up Chinese people!!!!! Now big-up yourselves.

I had a DIY project too today; bowl of raisin bran.

George Carlin RIP

Okay, Its 1991, and yet every joke is deadpan today. So funny, yet painful at the same time. Can't we require psych screening for high office. RIP

Sape Willy

Sapient is the best representation of Eugene hip hop. Sorry Matt Nilken. (Shots fired!)

Here are a couple of bootleg albums:



The 2004 release DRY PUDDLES







And his work the same year with Elliot B (AM Crew!) GRAISE PERIOD



Enjoy!

Free at Last

Now that work is over, it's time to get some serious shit taken care of....

Magic

From last week's Saturday Night Live . . .

New Feetures

"I shoulda got a scholarship for athletes feet"

Umm, look to the right, that is a new channel of programming (Synth Tube). Programmed by us for us (BUFU?). So far, here's the line up:

1. Synth of the 80s
2. Dan's stupid-dope styles of the future of 1976
3. Morgan's freshly wrapped rapping songs
4. Classic comedy clips from the internets
5. Saturday morning cartoonz
   
6. Eugene's own 1991 Public Access show, "Our version of hell"

I do hope my common man will help to devise more dopeness. Hit me on the emails if you need spiritual guidance.

Oh yes, if you hit the on-demand button on the tube, there are some tasty movies to watch, compiled from years of youtube research.

Nick Rhodes = Synthsational

Nick Rhodes of Duran Duran takes his sound to the next level. MTV and Clairol were never the same.



Bonus:

Not so much synth, but Big Country in their three wheeler adventure and self entitled song, "Big Country". Damn I miss the early 80's.

Synth Without Hats

For all you fans . . .

Back to the synth

I was thinking about the previous synth entries and recalled this beauty: Men Without Hats, Safety Dance, 1985, Live in their home city of Montreal.

Check this shit out!

You really need to take a look at the treats that are cookin over in the "Shared Shiznit" zone. The first fifty fellows to visit will receive access to the most awesomest collection of Polo wearing and rapping about rapper's rapping tapes on CD now digitized for the internets.

Plus, enjoy reading comments on each of my shared items that I think will be helpful and informative.

i gotta go to the airport now - no turbulence; inshallah.

Bonus:
check this shit out!

divx is bizak

It's time to watch the on-line HD movies again. This time, it's personal; literally - people are streaming the movies off random websites. Get yours while the gettin' is good. Here's where i go:

http://66stage.com/movies.php?pl=div

I recommend Smiley Face. The audio is way off sync, but it is one of hte funniest movies I have seen in a minute. You should probably get really high before watching.

BTW:
You can save these nice and free movies by right-clicking the divx screen and opening the preferences to view the download cache.

Elicist

I don't even know if this is real or not, but it seems Eli Porter - yes THAT Eli Porter - has a mixtape out. This gut parlayed the hottest youtube video ever into a mixtape that is getting promoted on the biggest and bestest rap blogs. Get it here now.

And for all you non-belivers out there here is the track list:
01 Imma Have to Give It To Mah Boi (Intro) f. J-Dub
02 The Infamous Iron Mic Freestyle
03 Deed It
04 Best Man
05 Cat On The Grill
06 Funk Mix
07 Soul Mix
08 Dirty Mix
09 Jungle Mix
10 Over 9000 f. Nappa & Vegeta
11 Eli Responds To Controversy (Marv-O, J-Dub & A-14 Diss)
12 Eli Spits Fire (Freestyle)
13 Da Best Mayne (So Hood Remix)
14 See I’m The Best
15 I Keep It For Real f. Lil Wayne
16 Eli Is Possessed (The Elicist)
17 Still The Best (Outro)

This can't be real

face!

It's amazing how far a few weird facial expressions can go.

best of the lowest common denominator

In honor of the Oakland kids, I felt the need to throw up some of the shit they llisten to.

David Banner - Get Like Me (remix): I'm not sure what Chris Brown has to do with this though...



Gucci Mane - My Chain!: This song may have the most retarded chorus evar. "my chain is off the chain" - LOOOL


Lil Wane - Lollipop: Perhaps the gayest song evar.

One more month

Watching that Eli Porter video I am coming to the conclusion that the internets is finally fulfilling it's promise of making famous peoples back in to the vaudvillian freaks they were intended to be. Soon, gone will be the days of looking to TomKat and Bradgelina for tips on how to vote or raise a family; instead, they will be relegated to traveling around from town to town with teh American Idol tour spreading HPV.

Also,

One more month till the end of the school year. Then what? Weddings, summer work, internets, diet vanilla cherry chocolate dr. pepper.....ahhhhhhhh.

I am frightened of the possibilities. you probably should be too.

New Job!

In honor of the first day of my job, I thought I should post something cubicle related. This seemed appropriate.

Why pumpernickle, seltzer water and garden cake

I've definitely been enjoying the cool, crisp and refreshing carbonation of the seltzer water over soft drinks for a while now. Mixed with juice or straight, it's fine by me. But check this out. Kool Keith brings his lucid rationale into perspective as he explains why he enjoys seltzer water, too and then some. Have a pen and paper ready to jot down some tips!

Bust a Bucket!

I'm getting pretty psyched for next season with Oden and crew. Thought of sharing the love, Blazers style with you all. This is sure to get you rockin'!

Chalie Rose by Samuel Becket

I don't know if you have ever sat through a Charlie Rose interview, but I always get tense. Maybe its the all black studio with just him and his guest, sitting there, alone in the world. Somehow it always seems to slowly ratchet the tension. He could interview Smurfette, and his ultra serious tone and trenchant questioning would soon illustrate the smurfs' ongoing troubles with Gargamel as a showdown between shareholder capitalism and the evil bumbling state; or at least that is what i think he is about to do. Perhaps that is why this 'mash up' of his overbearing inquisitiveness in the style of 'Waiting for Godot' playwrite and 'pregnant pause'-master Samuel Becket is so spot on and utterly hilarious.

Developing world disco

If you love to get down in foreign countries and exotic locales like I do - Ottowa anyone? - then you have probably been exposed to the synth stylings of the Vengaboys. From the video it is difficult to tell who is in the group, you know, playing the synths. It could be the girls, but really?! I could tell you who drives the Vengabus, but that is neither here nor there.

-We like to party-

80s mix download

http://www.mediafire.com/?db0cyowdm1x

there it is. not exactly what you found on the mux mix, but you get the picture. as a matter of fact, it's right below:

best rap video evar

This is totally insane. i really think...i don't know what. part crazy LCD, part documentary...all gilla.

Battle: Final Round

Here is some footage of the our battle the other day. Who do you think won?

OK, so maybe that wasn't our battle. But if you like this you should look on the original youtube page for some great comments, such as:
"yoooo that marv-o nigga is fruity lol...they fucked up with that one"
and
"I'm the best, man! I did it!"
or
"I thought I heard bisexual bible shower... haha"

Screw Steriods! Get Thirsty!

For your next battle, you better get yourself some of this. Shit will turn you into Cassidy freestyling, times a grizzly bear on the moon, squared.

battle!

We got a freestyle battle tomorrow in school. hopefully this will be a forshadow/preview of things to come...

-cassidy is crazy-

Special Synth Mix

I just pulled some of the tasty 80s and late 70s synth jams form my internet picks and threw em together in this mixtape.

Yep it's got some classics: Gary Newman, Phil Collins, Giorgio, even some Cameo.

What I'm trying to say is, you should probably take about three goofballs and smoke a magic mushroom out of a fanta bottle - gravity-bong style - before you even think about clicking that link. I just can't/won't be responsible for what might happen:

Jesus's side hustle

I love ghetto movies. This one is pretty ghetto.

Original score as well. Great synth work. Acceptably interesting fight choreography,fantastic dubbing...Gets pretty close to ninja bachelor party.

-where have all of our lesbians gone?-

For Posterity

Nothing like taking one in the neck.

donkey sean vs donkey kong

Some dude high on angel dust and birth control pills went all out in making this video.

music: solidify
visuals: channeled from 20 gay unicorns

-unicorns are very rare-

so many albums

For all you freshness gluttons, there are a pantload of fantastic 80s/90s hiphops albums in the expanded internets portal. Just putting that out there. Enjoy! I have to go eat 20 snackers now.

Everyone needs a little magic

Feeling pretty drained with grind and knew where to go to get a special lift.



Two spliffs of the green now my eyes chinese . . .

Da Boss

I saw Springsteen in concert at the Rose Garden on Friday night. Dude is like 59 and did not stop playing for 2.5 straight hours, no joke. I'm not a huge fan, but the Mrs. is and after seeing him life and reading up on his story, guy gets mad respect from me. Hands down, dude rocks. Highlights: Max Weinberg, minus Conan; Clarence Clemons, the guy everyone wants to be; Steven Van Zandt, with bandanna in check. Seriously, these guys rocked the house like it was 1978 all over again.

mixed cassettes

I got put onto this mixtape website.

muxtape.com

Simply upload 12 mp3s and there you have it. Here's a little sample somthin somthin guaranteed to give orgasms to your ear-pussies.

one take

old to the new

- the new crackbook -

My computer broke, I am forced to use this macbook. Not that there is anything wrong with it, but I mean, seriously, it's a little bit different than the old eichpee I been on for the last four years.- the old eichpee -

Also, I don't have anything plugged into the new mac, like veoh TV or reason. Ah, eichpee, how i miss thy comforting keystrokes. Anyways, that sucks. I hope I can fix my old boy sooner than later, I hate iTunes!!!!!!

Hot For Teacher

Of the many inspirations one can find to teach, these are questionable:

Why I don't wear boots anymore (Nolte style):


Best Student Pranks:


For Posterity:

Stolen Lesson Plan

This guy stole my whole shtick.

Where they went wrong

Most of the time these guys were pretty on point. But, when it comes to the Ishtar review, these guys took themselves too seriously.

This just in: Ebert just as popular as Shalit

-Ebert with some mustache-haver guy who is not Shalit-

How could this be? I guess my propaganda campaign was to no avail. Damn dun, Shalit can't even get respect beyond the grave. That makes me think that my screenplay for Ghostdad 2 will not get a greenlight.

Bonus:
Siskel & Ebert Predator review 1987

"I capped off 200 rounds on the mini-gun...nothin'"

The Password Is...

Another mustachioed master of the small screen: Rip Taylor.

-this time it's extremely gay personal-

Doritos Meet Shalit's Half Son

Nothing can top the savory crunch of the Dorito getting in your stache, as this pair of 70's commercials illustrate.

the price IS right

Bob Barker is pushed to his vertical limit by this extremely low functioning contestant. The longer it goes on the funnier it gets.

BONUS:
The Price is Right Theme

pretty, pretty proud

I'm about to watch teh last episode of the wire. You may now begin being jealous.

More Motivation

This touches on some of the same emotions as the Al Pacino speech. The only difference? Al Pacino didn't spend four hours in the basement drinking coffee before making his speech.

License 2 Drizive

Oh snap, who would have guessed that Carol Kane, Richard Masur and Heather Graham would be cast behind the Coreys? Here is your chance to see why; License To Drive is playing, for free, on the internets. Get there here.

What did Gene Shalit say about it? I thought you'd never ask.

"My moistest of memories memorized by moment could not break the spell of splendor that this titillating tale treated the theater goers to; that is, the Coreys are cute, courageous and cataloged under creamy for the way they made my meat melt."

Free Movie Ressurection??

In light of Stage6 (RIP) being on teh deaded side of things I have been trolling the internets in search of a suitable replacement site that will offer the same divx quality at an affordable (free) rate. In this process I have returned to my movie aggregation point of choice, 66 Stage, in search of da bomb azz ish.

While the fact remains that the nicely designed divx movies have been eliminated for good, I have investigated the possibility that a certain Veoh may be the heir apparent for high-quality vids. Yes, it is basically a youtube clone; however, it does allow for better quality than youtube currently (italics mine, all mine) allows.

Oh yeah, in order to get with these movies you have to sign up and download a player that resides on your hard drive. After that, I suppose you're home free. Let's check in with Gene Shalit and Harpo Marx's son and see what they think about it:

Oh yesh, I almost forgot:
10,000 B.C. = boring
Thanks for saving the ticket price Veoh!

Gene Shalit says:
"This film flowed through my mustache with the pizzaz of a point break and the precision of a premature ejaculation."

Chinee Movie: CJ7

I am super stoked that I finally got to see CJ7 last night. It was a long time coming as it had been released in China during the Chinee New Year break.

As for the movie, it was awesome. The effects were on par with past Steve Chow flicks Kung Fu and Shaolin Soccer. There was still a good amount of laughs even though there are now requisite social and emotional elements to Chow's movies.

The only downside, for me, was the scarcity of Chow on screen; in fact, he seems to occupy more of a supporting actor role. That may be part of his master plan to get more done behind the camera, and unfortunately not deliver as many punchlines. This being the case, the lead actor portraying Chow's son - the young and female Xu Jiao - comes through with some real funny ish. S/he is placed in a number of situations that reference a number of Chow movies but include tributes to some foreign ones as well (Mission Impossible!!!).

Furthermore, the supporting cast continues to feature the usual cast of freaks and weirdos that Chow loves to have us gawk at. One of my favorites is the track and field coach with the worlds highest shorts.

No spoilers here just get out there and see it in the theater if you can. I am going to look for it on the internets, so maybe I'll post a link later.

Gene Shalit says:
"I give it three mustaches twisted up in a Rollie Fingers salute."

Movies by Numbers: Old School...I mean Semi-Pro

I just saw the semi-pro. Definitely has some funny scenes, but the formula for making these films just keeps on getting used.

Nothing against Will Farrell; the guy is hilarious. Woody was good too. Just seeing the same plot points get hit over and over again can be grating. I highly recommend seeing this one on the internets for free. In fact, jsut watching the ads is just about as entertaining as the actual movie.

Despite being deaded, Gene Shalit may still have loved it. In fact he was resurrected by Vincent Price and is said to have called this film a "whimsical warriors-esque wemake of west side story."

Life Skillz

Yo! If you are ever needing some tips on crowd control techniques, say in a classroom, check out these vids. They're guaranteed to warrant results. Period.

Force:


Motivation:


Good Stories:

Walton Vs. Farrel

Bill Walton gets served by Will Farrel???!!!

What's up now best Blazer ever?

State of Oregon = Deaded?

Local reports have been surfacing of some crazy governmental moves down in Eugene. Couldn't get the embedded format, so please paste: http://www.kezi.com/article.aspx?id=20120

SHHHIIITTT!!

Buckley = Deaded

First Stage 6, now William F. Buckley Jr.....Who's next? Wilford Brimley??? The humanity!

Bizzare American accents, R.I.P.

Stage 6 = Deaded

You may not have heard but Stage 6 is shutting down; I am pretty, pretty sad about it. If you act now, you can still get there nd download to your heart's content. I know that personally, all that Jordan Maxwell is getting on my hard drive - prrrronto!

I'd like to dedicate this next jam to the Stage 6, thanks for the memories!

3 The Hardway

Connecticut is in the building! And by "the building" I mean a Wayne's World type set in their Grandpa's basement.

The dancing is especially on point. These guys run through like 10 different samples in this track. Keep it great in '88!

scariest?

I guess it wasn't fair to put so many scary thing together. While they are all scary in my book only four managed to pull a scary vote. Here they are:

Vampire
Werewolf
Sand Worm
Giant Crocodile

best new movie...

Remakes the best old movies:

Robocop


Ghostbusters


Rush Hour 2